some jokes to share:D
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to asksomething. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?____________________________________________________________
WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.____________________________________________________________
John: it's my wife's birthdayPeter: what's your gift to her?John: i asked her what she wantedPeter: what did she said?John: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.Peter: what did you gave her?John: playing cards____________________________________________________________:DDD i'm a happy girl. randomness.